BeBeYourLove

beccabooface:

pvlse:

pubicweave:

easybakemethlab:

omfg i’m literally crying

ojihugyftdrsertdyftgy i’m gonna die omfg

lOL what was that kung fu noise at 235

I have never actually laughed so hard in my life. I was having more trouble breathing than her.

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If you wish to see its grand architect, look to your left.

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simplykrystle:

dontforgetabout-tomorrow:

this^^

I’m sorry I never told you this earlier, but if I were to tell you this now, it’d be pointless. Shrugs*

Biology Teacher: So the sperm is surrounded with glucose
student: you mean semen is like sugar?
Biology Teacher: yeah basically
me: doesn't taste like..
Biology Teacher: 
me: 
student: 
Biology Teacher: 
me: 
student: 
me: whoops